So, listen. I’m a 21-year-old, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, middle-class American girl, average in all ways except two: I’m about to move to Spain to teach English, and I have narcolepsy. Because I am also a millennial, and therefore hopelessly self-absorbed, I have decided to start a blog about these two interesting parts of my life. With any luck, you’ll find my experiences as endlessly fascinating as I myself consider them to be.
I’m pretty sure that’s the worst blog introduction ever, I didn’t mean for it to come out so sarcastic! But I’ve been sitting here for about half an hour and can’t think of anything else to add, so I guess it’ll have to do.